If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)
Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.
by FancyMoses October 08, 2007
Berns Law states that you will never find a graphics editor or graphic designer online that is not good looking.
by protocolza February 03, 2016
by Mr. Memeologist October 06, 2018
prov. The generalized or `folk' version of Murphy's Law, fully named "Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives" and usually rendered "Anything that can go wrong, will".
The label `Finagle's Law' was popularized by science fiction author Larry Niven in several stories depicting a frontier culture of asteroid miners; this `Belter' culture professed a religion and/or running joke involving the worship of the dread god Finagle and his mad prophet Murphy. Some technical and scientific cultures know it under the name Sod's Law; this usage may be more common in Great Britain.
The label `Finagle's Law' was popularized by science fiction author Larry Niven in several stories depicting a frontier culture of asteroid miners; this `Belter' culture professed a religion and/or running joke involving the worship of the dread god Finagle and his mad prophet Murphy. Some technical and scientific cultures know it under the name Sod's Law; this usage may be more common in Great Britain.
by Belatu July 26, 2004
the wife's mother came around yesterday. I knew it was her as soon as she knocked on the door: all the mice threw themselvess onto the traps.
by mike read August 13, 2003
When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.
Person 1: Your story is rubbish!
Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!
Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law
Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!
Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law
by Sairin December 30, 2004
Males pay less attention to senses other than sight (ie smell, taste) with regards to females, than females do towards men. What this means - The hotter a girl is, the less likely a guy will care if she farts. This is known as Damian's Law.
by A Hot gurl August 14, 2009