Pork doors

The entrance to a girls vagina. Alternative name for gammon flaps.

We got into bed and I smashed open her pork doors with my meat sword.

by The ballbasaur mason May 6, 2018

door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.

The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.

by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007

Door 5

A euphemism for an extremely hot, or well endowed (large breasted) female who has honored a warehouse or warehouse like business with her presence. Door 5 is merely a cover so one can announce it freely to other workers without being suspicious.

Female enters
Intercom: Uhh Carl there is a Door 5, front desk

by Corey Thomas Laurin March 18, 2008

Door Coon

A Bouncer of African origins.

You see that damn door coon? He ain't lettin' none of the good ole white boys in!

by Beaux Hoit November 9, 2018

door gash

The act of using Uber or Lyft to hookup. Especially useful with inflated gas prices and not wanting your fuck buddy to know what you drive.

“I don’t feel like driving to the west side for sex tonight. Maybe ill use door gash”.

by Bojangles Chicken May 14, 2022

Sure as a door

Being sure as a door is being so sure about something that you will not agree with anything else on that subject

Person 1: Are you sure that you will win the race
Person 2: I’m as sure as a door

by Dodo Chamber November 9, 2018

Getting Doored

When you are on discord and someone walks into the room so you have to go on deafen.

What you say to your mates after Getting Doored:

"Sorry, guys I got doored by my sister."

by A.W.M July 29, 2021