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Court in porgess
by 1234567djpooman October 28, 2021
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court case in a can

Cody's Bourbon and Cola - well known as "court case in a can" in New Zealand. Named as such due to the frequency of violence and police call outs related to consumers of Cody's. Consumed by obnoxious 12 year-olds getting drunk in city skate parks, through to hard blokes and sheilas in rural New Zealand.
Originally 12% alcohol, they have slowly been getting reduced down in alcohol strength (7% as of 2022) due to pressure from police and politicians.
You crack the first court case in a can and suddenly it's tomorrow, you've got no shirt on and you're wearing somebody else's jandals.
by DarkFalcon February 16, 2022
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Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head
Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s
by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022
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Court mandate law 9.54

THOU SHALL MOT STARVETH THY ISAAC OF THE CAT
Man you didn’t hear about court mandate law 9.54?
by Pukini March 7, 2022
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telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you
And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court
by Bdjstyle August 30, 2021
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Tennis Court Oath

The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.
King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath
by ItsPrix June 1, 2021
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Court Rot

When a non-issue or an issue that has no business being on trial ends up wasting time, resources, and attention in the judicial system. It highlights the absurdity of certain cases that should never have reached a courtroom.
"They're arguing over whether doctors can perform life-saving procedures because of some stupid, outdated law. Classic case of court rot."

"This lawsuit is such court rot—why are we even debating something so obvious?"
by jetskeedog December 12, 2024
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