Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.
Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005
Get the That's not what your mom said last night mug.A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
by jazmine1 April 19, 2018
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that what
• Is that what a retard would do or...
• Is that what I meant when I said it
• Is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?
• Is that what they're calling it these days
• Is that what you told her?
• that's what she said
• That’s what she said
• that's what he said
• that's what i'm talking about
Another way of saying "what?" or "pardon me"
Synonyms: what, pardon me, say that again, I beg your pardon, I'm sorry?
Synonyms: what, pardon me, say that again, I beg your pardon, I'm sorry?
Person 1- (Says something unintelligible)
Person 2 - What's that?"
Person 1 - I said we should head back now.
Person 2- Oh, alright then
Person 2 - What's that?"
Person 1 - I said we should head back now.
Person 2- Oh, alright then
by scratchpiece January 23, 2011
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unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
by kn and mk August 16, 2010
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BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)
by LA777 May 14, 2015
Get the what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china mug.Person 1: coffee u dont drink coffee? or are u just saying that cuz he recently had a bad drunk
Person 2: what's that now?
Person 2: what's that now?
by smash9169 September 23, 2009
Get the what's that now? mug."What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.
Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
by RicardoP89 January 28, 2007
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