Spank Paper

The paper used for catching you're load after masturbating.

I.E. Tissue, or Toilet Paper.

I need to find my spank paper. so i can blow this load. No clean up needed.

by Spooty McSpooterson January 26, 2010

papering rap

To end any verse or lyrics of rap with the word "Paper". A.K.A. Wrapping paper backwards.

"Yo, that duck hat is whack
Can it quack?
I pick up a tack
throw the hat in the sack
Paper"

"Were you just papering rap?"

by Deep Wheat January 19, 2010

wall papering

When you take a crap containing half feces, half gas. The solid is propelled at such a rate that the entire inside of the toilet bowl is lined in crap.

I apologise for "wall papering" next door to your meeting.

by Jonny Crapper August 8, 2007

Paper Bear

An Old Bully. A Blowhard. Kind of like a "Paper Tiger" but who has held the position for a lot longer. Kinda like in the movie Friday where Craig beats Deebo's ass but with his fists and not a gun. A person or state who everyone has been afraid of for years and years and finally gets their ass totally handed to them. In a word; Russia!

Man, how about this whole Russian invasion of Ukraine? Russia is a getting a total smack-down, Bro! Looks like Russia is really just a Paper Bear!

by Pirate 2112 March 27, 2022

Senior Paper

A tool of which International High School teachers use to cause their students to experience temporary insanity

That Senior Paper got me a one way ticket to the Asylum

by Patient 24601 October 18, 2008

paper anniversary

The one year anniversary of a relationship, so named because the relationship is "paper-solid", much like a diamond anniversary signifies that the relationship is unbreakable.

Today was my paper anniversary. MLIA

by spacer_ July 31, 2009

white papers

Another catch phrase dreamed up by corporate America disguised as "providing information" but in reality it's just a label hiding a crappy product pitch. Belongs in the same category as "proactive", "team player" and "touch base".

I printed out some white papers from the internet today and used them to wipe my ass with.

by paddytakes May 30, 2005