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temulence

state of extreme drunkenness, to be temulent is to be very drunk due to the overconsumption of beer or other alcoholic beverages
My girlfriend was so temulent from buck night at Woodstock's that she made out with her friend; She drank so much beer that she "reeked of temulence."
by Paul Gadbois March 21, 2009
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Teslik

According to Czech legend, Teslik originated from an underwater society called Teslikovia made up of water gods who controlled ocean currents and storm patterns. A fisherman named Corvickezkee came across a Teslikovia goddess, Diviniastrov. She had lost her way during her travel to the northern waters. Her intoxicating beauty and elegance filled the fisherman with uncontrollable greed for more of her kind. Diviniastrov was captured and forced to lead him to the underwater city, where Corvickezkee trapped the small society and brought them to land. Once on land, the underwater god's lost all power and were cursed with becoming mutant. Legend has it, the god's escaped from the greedy fisherman, unable to ever return to their beloved underwater eutopia and were forced to live on land where they learnt to blend in. Today, Teslik's may still be found, spread across the world and existing only in small numbers. Forever a strong family. Forever cursed.
I visited the Teslik's the other day. That family is always so welcoming.
by Dr. BTW December 26, 2009
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Teslik

Pirates before they were known as originating from the modern Czech Republic. Sailed European waters. Low key.
That Teslik sure knows how to sail.
by Sedrick Van. January 11, 2010
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Temilyn

I know Temilyn. She went to my school.
by MyownFab February 3, 2010
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Mystical Temple

pertaining to the female genitilia...
a chosen word of worship for those who have come to witness and see your all mighty VAGINA.

long before the penis itself lived the all mighty vagina,where it came from no man could ever understand but was and has been for ever greatful of its existance,taste as well as feeling.
It was on this very night the doors swung open and into my mystical temple he entered and for ever remained prisoner
by Jtekz July 4, 2004
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pharohs temple

A sexual act requiring four people involving 2 men and 2 women. Woman 1 rides man 1 parrallel to woman 2 riding man 2. The two women must make out while the men slap hands, this is the pharohs temple
Rivas and Sinchak totally pharohs templed those chicks at the days inn
by THE THUNDER BITCH May 26, 2010
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Shirley Templar

The usual just with some gin
Drunk:What's that drink you made last time?
Desmond:You mean a Shirley Templar
by snowyground February 6, 2012
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