Target Tryhard

A Target employee who tries WAY to hard to prevent cronies (young boys) from horsing around in the store (making paper towel forts, riding in shopping carts, etc.)

ITS THE TARGET TRYHARD, SCRAM

by NihMunel December 9, 2023

Edging Target

Stealing 949.99$ from target because they wont take action until you steal more then that.

Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items

Bro:OMG it worked tysm!

Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target

by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024

Selfie Target

When someone is watching you, then poses for a selfie, back to you. The angle they're shooting from would place you directly in frame behind them. The area is otherwise empty, with far better backdrops. You, my friend, are a Selfie Target. This individual will likely upload to social media to poke fun.

I saw what she was up to, then shot two middle fingers to her phone camera. She turned around, expression of getting caught. "That's right, B*TCH! Don't Selfie Target me!"

by BleedMeARiver January 9, 2015

Target Run

Slang for "I Want it in the Ass."

Guy A: Hey, wanna go on a target run?
Guy B: you know it.

by asiimov March 16, 2022

pud target

A girl whos face you would like to spunk on.

Did you see Roxy tonight?She might as well have written PUD TARGET on her face with a sharpie.

by dongis October 29, 2008

Target About It

When you’re having a bad day and go to Target to forget about it.

My job sucks, I’m going to Target about it.

by RedRedRed Red June 10, 2022

Target daddy

A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.

Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!

by hmakav October 24, 2018