Tara

The incredibly cute girl at the gym that you can’t help but stare at from a safe distance and hope you don’t get caught. The girl you will never have the confidence to approach but just maybe she feels the same way about you and she will approach you.

Dude did you see Tara this morning at the gym? I saw her doing squats. Damn it was sexy. I hope no one saw me drooling while I was watching her

by guyincognito3 April 17, 2018

Tara Joseph

Amazing , sexy and bloody hilarious, the best person you will probably ever meet.

Awesome Boobs

Beautiful ,intelligent, kind hearted and sweet but a little bit rude when needed.

Amazing in bed and your best sexual partner. Gives mind blowing orgasms, very fun to play with and cute.

Original and very polite , Tara is the one.

'i had the best sex last night'
'ohh was it with Tara Joseph?'

'Look at the beautiful chick!'
'Yeah that's Tara Joseph!'

by tarar October 24, 2011

Tara

Tara is a girl that has a sweet heart and many friends. She is s blonde that is friendly and happy. She is s attractive girl that boys will go for.

Boy 1- have you seen the new girl
Boy 2- she’s very nice and friendly

Boy1- must be a Tara

by Adolf bitler June 6, 2018

Tabasco Telephone

The performance of covering the receiving end of a telephone with Tabasco sauce, then plowing it into your girlfriends anus. Then remove it, and call your parents.

Dude, I really want to give her a Tabasco Telephone. Yeah man that would be sweet.

by big old boner November 11, 2009

Tabasco Slingshot

The sexual act of using a glue stick and pouring Tabasco sauce over it, then taking you partner and making him spread out his asshole and then you taking the covered glue stick and using a rubber band to "sling" it into his asshole

Guy #1: Dude, me and my wife yesterday tried out the Tabasco Slingshot. She can't sit down and she has a little bit of sauce still in there.

Guy #2: WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT!?!?!?

by Michal :3 December 16, 2010

tara mclaughlin

the most beautiful person i have ever met in my life. smart, funny, driven, successful.she made me want to better myself.. she brought me back to sanity. and i will never in my entire life love anyone the way that i love her. forever and always she will be my penguin. remember, they love eachother for life..

you will never find someone more full of love than me for you tara mclaughlin

by pandatooter October 26, 2012

Tara Anglican School for Girls

Also, see The Kings School for a good laugh.
We must make it clear that we are ashamed of our relationship to them and wish to never be used in the same sentence..
ever.

In other news, Tara Year 10 2006 are the greatest ever. We have an incredibly high standard of skills, whether it be marketing skills for our stalls, nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills or computer hacking skills.
We sell the most orgasmic types of food known to man every Tuesday in Term 3 so beat that Kings Year 10!

In conclusion, Tara Year 10 2006 whip out ALLLL over Kings Year 10 2006.
We're fully tight, brah.
Suck it.

Kings Year 10 2006 don't have bitch ass food stalls every Tuesday like Tara Anglican School For Girls does.

by xxaniexx July 31, 2006