Skin job

Derogatory term for replicant or android used in the 1982 Ridley Scott movie "Blade Runner", starring Harrison Ford and Rutger Hauer, based on the novel "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?", by Philip K. Dick. -defined by Fearman.

Additionally, used in the television series, Battlestar Galactica. Some resistance fighters on Caprica and members of the Colonial Fleet refer to the humanoid Cylons as "skin jobs," an homage to Blade Runner.

Blade Runner: You've still got to waste four more skin jobs, Deckard.

Battlestar Galactica: He poked a skin job... he racked up a six, that's a given... you don't have to get on your back for him, but...?

by ph1nn December 4, 2010

Skin Theory

A deranged, hour long, conspiracy theory about the show SpongeBob SquarePants. That connects a series of loosely related Visual gags into one over arching “skin theory” that encompasses the entire show. Skin theory was created by an unknown YouTuber by the name of Doug Woolever in 2020 and then dramatically promoted by the mysterious YouTube algorithm for no apparent reason. Some say it’s a satirical take down of other media conspiracy shows on the platform or just commentary on YouTube conspiracies in general. But to this day the true purpose of skin theory remains unknown.

Why the fuck is YouTube still recommending me skin theory?!??!?

by Soulful_Tamales February 7, 2021

lobster skin

a girl that tries to tan all the time but cant and ends up getting sunburned all the time

you're such a lobster skin! you keep trying to tan you're going to get skin cancer

by joe725 September 22, 2006

Skin on Skin

Any sexual action, bar none. When you're doing something sexual, your skin by definition has to be touching your own skin or someone elses.

Jacking off? Skin on skin
Fucking a chick? Skin on skin
Fucking a diseased monkey up the ass thereby spreading aids from primates to humans? Yes, skin on skin

by TorturedSoul January 2, 2010

Dark skin's ain't never fold

A person who never bitches out of anything.

I will do it cuz dark skin's ain't never fold cuhh

by Louwoppp April 12, 2019

Skin Cape

When the back, specifically the lats, are worked out so hard that they, overtime, turn into solid steel. It is as if the man with the ripped back is wearing a cape, hence the term 'skin cape'.

'Dude, what is that on your back?', said the skinny man to the ripped fella on the lat-pulldown machine. 'Its my skin cape, its real, and its bulletproof.'

by jonnyclan January 26, 2006

skin to air ratio

The amount of skin that can be seen in any given outfit.

Heather: I don’t think that top is appropriate for work.

Courtney: Isn’t it like AWESOME?

Heather: Hmmm... everyone can see your boobs and I think your skin to air ratio is a little high.

by rubiaK8 October 5, 2009