Swan Dive

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home

Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.

by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016

Swan

Swan is an amazing teenage boy who loves to play basketball and football, but loves someone else even more. If he finds someone attractive, he will like her always and forever. But break his heart, and he will become a different beast. Swan funny, and will always make you laugh unintentionally.

Swan is such a loveable guy!

by 39kGoldn March 18, 2024

restraining the swan

Masturbating whilst black out drunk under your friends new fuzzy blanket

Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.

by jfire the willy wanker January 10, 2017

Swan

to confidently befriend people in order to generate lasting relationships while leveraging their perks and capabilities

"how did we get bypass security so fast?"
"oh i know the head of security"
"ah i see, we're pulling a swan"

by shawnasaur March 8, 2020

Swans

a shitty experimental rock band band that hipsters pretend to like to be different from people with a normal taste in music

you like swans? no you don't, you just pretend to like them to be "different"

by oet___ October 14, 2018

Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

Swan

To show up unannounced at a friends house with the expectation to party and/or drink all night

Sorry to swan you guys!

by JtotheAtotheOEL September 16, 2017