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Motel Room Surgery

A surgery done illegally usually in motel rooms to remove organs to sell on the black market, or to just save money. The surgery is usually carried out by a eastern european with minimal training and leaves the patient with long term damage or complications.
I just saved two grand by having motel room surgery.
by Hazardous Tampon April 7, 2015
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They did a surgery on a grape

Person 1: the grape needs to go to the hospital
Person 2: Okie guys were gonna do surgery on a grape
*starts sugary*
Person 2: the surgery was a success

They did a surgery on a fucking grape

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They did a surgery on a grape
by Ligma my balls November 29, 2018
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river surfer

1. one who gives up california surfing for blue balls surfing rivers in Canada in the winter
2. one who would know about kayaking girls with herpes
"Calgary Blue" AKA "blue balls" is a river surfer extraordinaire, because he surfs river waves in the Canadian Rockies all winter.
by Paul Calgary Blue December 8, 2006
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Storm Surge

The mysterious effect that clumps most births to 9 months after a major snowstorm. Experts predict that a cold night without electricity incites cuddling in bed, coupled with the subsequent romance and inability to purchase condoms from the store on such nights.
"John, we'll have to schedule an extra doctor next week, we're expecting a storm surge from White Juan!"
by WordSubmitter January 10, 2008
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Plastic Sorgery

A combination of surgery and sorcery to enhance facial features
Ya face man, it's just not working out. I don't know if a mask would work, or maybe some plastic sorgery would work. But you... you just pretty ugly my guy. - Upstate New Yorker leaving a voicemail to David Pakman.
by cartoonfish December 20, 2019
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Slip-lane Surfer

A driver who has no intention of putting their foot through the accelerator because they are in the slip-lane on the motorway.
Manager: I can't believe you are late for work again Greg!

Greg: You won't believe it boss, I was stuck behind a total slip-lane surfer doing 50 when they should have been doing 100!
by QuestionableSandwich January 27, 2017
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surgery

What americans do as a passtime. Get fake bits and piecies, things pumped, sucked, tightened and cut.
american 1: I'm playing a bit of tennis today, how about you?
american2: I'm going to have a bit of surgery, I haven't been a whole week you know!
american1: damn, this big mac is lovely.
by iguanapunk May 29, 2004
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