Reverse Superman

The act of donning your glasses to seem and feel more competent, authoritative and intellectual.

James: The meeting with the stakeholders is in the Fern room, in 2mins!
Craig: *Grabs glasses, straightens hipster quiff, picks up macbook*
James: Pulling the Reverse Superman 'gain, are we?

by FooShank July 29, 2014

Sneaky Superman

When your lover is asleep, you cum on the back of their neck and then press the bed sheet there. Let dry for 20 minutes. Wake them up and see their cape fly.

sneaky superman

by Shandrew August 3, 2008

The Superman

The Superman is an old trick performed to humiliate whatever skank or girlfriend you'd like to be rid of. You need some friends, a pillow case, and maybe some cameras for internet video production. After an evening of fun you wait until the mark is asleep and lying on her side. Take a pillow case, preferably red, and jerk off onto one end of it. Take the case and carefully hold it against her shoulders for a couple minutes until it's stuck good. Go out to the living room where your roommates/buddies are hanging out and set off the smoke alarm. Now yell very loudly "Fire!" and watch for the girl with the cape.

"I was done with that bitch and she wouldn't take the hint. Finally I gave her the Superman and sent the video to her parents."

by Cakehole1313 February 17, 2009

No Hand Superman

When a chick is giving a guy head and puts her hands straight-out like she is flying but still sucking his cock.

She totally gave him the No Hand Superman last night and he was like "Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"

by gearhead12 June 25, 2009

don't tug on superman's cape

Attempting to do something that can't be successfully done; a pointless act

Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't piss in the wind.

by Ash Kadamatez April 6, 2017

Stealth Superman

When you sneak up behind someone, cum on their back and throw a sheet, sticking it to their back. without them realizing. Superman, but stealthy

Oh shit bro! You see me stealth superman that bitch! *High five*

by Stealth_Superman March 1, 2016

Floating Superman

Where your sex partner (female) lays missionary off the side of the bed while you (male) penetrate her and thrust while being off the ground being on her pushing with your fit on the wall.

Dude did you bang Hailey last night?
Yeah I gave her the Floating Superman
Damn dude she must be sore as fuck.

by That navy boii April 15, 2020