Certified Stump

A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.

Damn, Jake really is a certified stump.

by coolmama7668292 March 2, 2022

blunt-stumping

searching for the remaining tips or "stumps" of blunts from prior blunts smoked when you're otherwise completely outta weed

I hope I can get some new weed today I've been stuck blunt-stumping all night

by Fundo88 June 21, 2023

dropped the stump

Sort of like saying "wow he got shut down"

If some one is "dropping the stump" on your fun they are being a kill joy.

Joe ~ "Dang the cops totally dropped the stump on our party last night"
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Robert, ~ "Some day I'm going to be a millionaire and own a private Island and......"

Shalequa, ~ "Robert you can't even keep your job at BK"

Robert, ~ "Dang Shalequa, why you gotta be droppin' the stump on my dreams?"

by Red_Mobster December 7, 2009

Spring Hill Stump Grinder

Three men is a triangle position. Each rubbing penis "stump" in each others face.

Seth invited Tom and Del to a Spring Hill Stump Grinder party. The all looked like glazed donunts in the morning.

by Ollie&Sammy November 11, 2021

gump stump

A euphemism indicating having too much of something.

We have dandelions up the gump stump.

by kp_sapphire September 28, 2006

Stump

A person of short stature and/or has a small penis

Preston is a stump

by Poisonwinter January 8, 2012

Muffin Stump

The bottom portion of the muffin. Often left as refuse due to its lack of taste.

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps everywhere? Where are all the tops of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003