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Sausage Straddler

"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"
by tbone69 August 22, 2008
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The Strudder

The Strudder is a combination of the classic "Stranger," and the "Dutch Rudder." The Strudder is performed by a male sitting on his hand til it falls asleep. Followed by grabbing the penis and allowing a different person to jerk him off. Typically, the other person is a female. But whatever floats your boat.
Hey Bertha...Tonight Im going to sit on my hand until it falls asleep and then grab my dick and your going to jack me off. I just made it up... Im calling it the Strudder
by The Pantie Dropper September 14, 2009
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jew striders

A men's open-toe sandal shoe that resembles those from Biblical times.
Dude, did you see Schlomo tripping over his new jew striders? He's such a dork.
by MikeyBee2277 March 28, 2011
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cpr straddle

That is when someone straddles you like a beast in heat while administering CPR.
Wow did you see how she gave him the CPR straddle after he was found not breathing over there in the corner?
by CPR STRADDLE April 23, 2013
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mezza la strada

Mezza la strada is an italian phrase meaning middle of the street. But can be used as a negative statement to someone being stupid, or a person who is what we call "shot".
For example when somebody says something stupid or does something really dumb italians use the phrase minchia tu sei mezza la strada.
by TMangia December 9, 2013
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alabama toaster strudel

Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.
I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.
by Geordiehsc10 January 12, 2008
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stryde

wow what a stryde
by hpb January 28, 2014
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