Preemptive Strike

The act of spraying air fresheners in public a restroom before taking a dump.

Man 1: That was a delicious taco.
Man 2: Sure...just make sure you do a preemptive strike before hitting the crapper.

by notwebster January 20, 2014

Zebra Stripes

Snorting coke off a black girls ass.

Did you see Mike doing Zebra Stripes off that strippers ass?

by Jenaboo February 10, 2015

strides

Trousers, pants, pantaloons, hoes, breaches.

Originating in rural england, now used as Australian slang.

"I got me some new rat traps, they'll be seeing the inside of my strides before the week is out!"

by Alistair_123 October 5, 2005

strike rascal

A person/persons whose attempts at achieving their goals inevitably end in failure of epic proportions, (sometimes abbreviated as $R's).

An impotent/useless individual who seeks out like-minded and similarly useless individuals with whom to associate.

"That guy trying to score the girls at the bar is a strike rascal"
"You're trying to be funny but you're actually just a strike rascal."
"Piss off and go hang with your strike rascals!"

by Kleinophobia_of_the_Exiles October 27, 2009

prop strike

Verb. An aeronautical term that describes the undesired contact of a spinning propellor with the runway surface. excusable in conventional gear aircraft as there is nothing supporting the nose of the airplane, but completely noobish if done in a tricycle gear airplane. propstrikes can costs thousands of dollars to inspect and repair.

Pilot 1: Tom decided not to flare on landing and figured out a way to prop strike a skyhawk
Pilot 2: what a noob

by C D K December 20, 2008

Naval strike

When a man or men ejaculate into a females (or males) naval or belly button, filling it up.
Also referred to as a naval bomb or naval bombing

I dropped a naval strike on my girlfriend last night

by ballcheesejoe21 April 13, 2014

Stroker Strike Force

The staff of a strip club or any other establishment such as a bar,pub,grocery store ie bathroom attendants, security, bouncers etc who's job is to prevent you from masturbating while inside the establishment or in close proximity to the exterior of the venue.

I was tenderizing my tube steak in the bathroom of this strip club when out of no where the stroker strike force swooped in on me and kicked me out.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015