screaming seagle

while engaging in intercourse on the beach, the man places his dick in the sand and sticks it back in his partner.

We were on the beach last night and we tried the screaming seagle, it really hurt.

screaming seagle by Clutter January 16, 2008

stealing the A

when a person attempts to harness control of the attention in a crowd of people, just for the sake of having the attention. The method of which they do this has no actualy meaning and is done purely for their own gratification.

"imagine if our nipples were replaced with penises."

"CLAYTON..... stop stealing the A!!"

stealing the A by BIlly S. February 17, 2006

stealing home 

skipping 2nd & 3rd base, as in:

1st base: making out etc
2nd base: fondling/fingering
3rd base: oral sex
home: sex

guy 1: "dude, i was totally stealing home tonite w/ rita, and she didnt care!"

guy 2: "no way man! awesome!"

guy 3: "*cough*slut*cough*

stealing home by pete b. January 13, 2007

screaming shit 

when all of your bodily functions happen at the exact same time you let out a loud yelp noise and your body has no choice but to die, anyone that witnesses a screaming shit will also have a screaming shit because it is highly contagious, and no cure exists

i mean everything, burp fart piss shit cum sneeze shit cough and have your period if your a women.

guy1: did you see that screaming shit?

guy2: no, or i'd be dead.

screaming shit by the ice tea killer January 23, 2009

Steaming Tom 

When one slips a glove on (just after taking a fallacious dump, preferably mudbutt-wise) scooping up a turd and then squishing said turd in thy hand. And rubbing the glove the on chosen victim's face in their sleep.

Samuel: Watch where you walkin prick!

Dylan: Bitch Imma give ya a Steamin Tom if you keep that shit up!

Noah: NO! He didn't mean it! Don't give my white friend a steaming tom!

Steaming Tom by doomsDave October 10, 2008

Spreading tha butta 

Shitting on an individual verbally , then taking the back of your hand spread it from the top left to bottom right and spread it across their face.

Geoff was spreading tha butta on John because he keeps fuckin' up.

Spreading tha butta by Doc Butta Holiday April 4, 2009

Stealing

What you excuse it with borrowing. The difference is that the 'borrowing' seems to drag on to infinity.

Juliet: "Hey, isn't that Mike's hand-phone?"

Terry: "Uh, yeah I am borrowing it"

Juliet: "It has been a year."

Stealing.

Stealing by Cheeky Smiles May 3, 2011