Straw Girl Summer

It is like home. Like a fresh breath of air. Like reuniting with an old friend. But its nothing like the scent of rain. It is straw girl summer. Not hot girl summer, straw girl summer. Also, get your HPV shot. Love you.

Yo son, stop twiddlin your fiddle, its straw girl summer!

Martha! Do not eat the fire! You will ruin the vibes. Quit actin like its hot girl summer, its straw girl summer now.

by Straw Girl Summer July 6, 2020

Suckin’ Meat Straw

A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob

Man, she was suckin’ meat straw like a bobaholic

by High job flu December 17, 2023

fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

by the fruit straw boy September 21, 2019

Mr Straw

A very very very silly person. Sometimes wears scarves in ritzy. Likes cats. Cant spell porridge.

mr straw, you are so silly

by hollie is not silly December 10, 2010

Grasping at dick straws

When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.

Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.

by ozzysms November 4, 2014

Plugging the straw

When you and another guy are doing a girl from both ends.

Dude, plugging the straw last night was lit!

by anonymous April 26, 2025

Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.

For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023