straw marriage

When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.

Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.

-Sean tied a straw round my finger last night.

-Oh, so you had a straw marriage?

by OrbThesela January 8, 2009

straw britney

its actually strawberry, but autocorrecting fuckin ur shit up

Ocean: wait guys im eating straw britneys
Ocean: HOLY SHIT I MEANT strawberries

by meme4567e36 October 27, 2017

straw head

folk music fan

He' s not into rock, he's a straw head

by Cromwellian November 17, 2016

Mr Straw

A very very very silly person. Sometimes wears scarves in ritzy. Likes cats. Cant spell porridge.

mr straw, you are so silly

by hollie is not silly December 10, 2010

Strawing

Strawing means that you sipping out of a straw

I’m Strawing an orange juice

by Mountlover456 October 7, 2023

Straw

nickname for someone who likes children, a pedophile, often used within the online community to describe someone who takes interest in underage teenagers

He's Straw, i heard he likes kids.

by Yessirski420 December 6, 2020

uses a straw

Sucks!

Stephen Colbert Uses A Straw!

by The Ink Man May 13, 2017