stalk box

the new addition to Facebook (top right corner) that allows you to keep track of everything your friends are doing while keeping track of everything your friends are doing

yo, isn't Meggan getting some combat boots too?
apparently so, you status creeper
nah man, just my stalk box

by kevinadork December 29, 2011

Doc Stalk

That creepy feeling you get when you open a google doc file at work and realize that one of your teammates is also looking at it, but then you open another one and see that same teammate already there again. Repeat into infinity.

"I closed my computer and went on a coffee break when I realized I was doc stalking Katherine."

by liubiquitous July 29, 2019

Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter

Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.

by Damian12345 June 20, 2011

Zoom Stalk

when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.

After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.

(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)

by god Karen May 14, 2020

mentally stalking

when you are constantly thinking about someone.. and whenever someone brings them up you think of all the things they have said/ done with you.. so not stalking in the creepy way just continuously thinking about someone

god i always catch myself mentally stalking matt

by Destiny547 February 7, 2019

Stalk Hawk

noun Much like the bird: a stalk hawk is a creature of prey; spotting it's target from long distances, and waiting/following until the perfect moment to swoop in and take the victim by surprise with a swift chase.

verb Stalk Hawking

A true stalk hawk waits until the target changes their relationship status to single - before committing the act of stalk hawking.

by GambitKing October 6, 2015

Gang Stalking

A police tactic to exercise their homicidal instincts through attempting to systematically exact extrajudicial punishment directly and by de facto citizens' patrol proxy on random individuals. They apply all known and accessible technical means to systematically go after a given individual, whom they can only have heard next to nothing about. Sort of like a sport, where Man, as is known, is the most dangerous game. They apply classified technology, such as: advanced A.I., de facto nanotechnology, vibratory and auditory bug devices, psychological warfare and slurred-brained tactics, some forms of reactive bioagent, flashmobbing-type regular and conspicuous stalking rituals 24/7 on a given target with thousands of active participants that have elaborate false backstories, advanced remote monitoring and prompting equipment, and unilateral attempted bureaucratic sabotage, feeling enabled and empowered by their like-no-minded ape allies; all while operating on a necessarily false, hearsay assumption, that they consider irrelevant anyway in their crazed, sanguinary solely criminal quest of evil. Nothing is too petty, too stupid, or too criminal for them - and they feel as if they are racking points, like a game, attempting to convey it to each other in their own ape sign language.

"Yeah, those cops were gang stalking me . . . but they sure didn't seem to mind me scoring with all those hot hookers; a double-edged sword, with all their tolerance of criminality."

"Gang Stalking - the principle: don't put anything past anyone. They won't stop either, like they're mindlessly on autopilot, as they are profiteering on this for the hazard pay - of extra effort. They seem to be mindless to the point of entertaining delusions of invulnerability as well, or they just can't think at all, not understanding the historic problems with public corruption."

by Overlord0 November 3, 2023