Stalking Farts

To leave an area to fart but it follows back to the area with the person

Well at least I walked out the car, it's not like I knew I had the Stalking Farts

by BAL612 August 28, 2015

Block And Stalk

When you block someone and then decide to stalk them. A bitch move

Alex decided that our relationship wasn't for the best but then decided to go out of her way to block and stalk you

by blockandstockcreator January 19, 2022

Hyper stalk

To obsessively stalk someone

A:hey you’ve seen Harry styles new post

B: yea lol I’ve seen all

A:wow are you hyper stalking him

by Vona April 30, 2020

stalk options

your hot/interesting friends on facebook that are enjoyable to stalk when you are bored.

Guy1: Dude, you are friends with some bitties!

Guy2: Yeah, they are my stalk options.

by pigma dengar June 16, 2010

Doc Stalk

That creepy feeling you get when you open a google doc file at work and realize that one of your teammates is also looking at it, but then you open another one and see that same teammate already there again. Repeat into infinity.

"I closed my computer and went on a coffee break when I realized I was doc stalking Katherine."

by liubiquitous July 29, 2019

Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter

Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.

by Damian12345 June 20, 2011

mentally stalking

when you are constantly thinking about someone.. and whenever someone brings them up you think of all the things they have said/ done with you.. so not stalking in the creepy way just continuously thinking about someone

god i always catch myself mentally stalking matt

by Destiny547 February 7, 2019