Cock-on-a-stick

I was really impressed to discover that someone else uses this excellent term. I use it as a 'mild' expletive when something happens that slightly annoys or frustrates me.

'You are joking, we haven't got another meeting tonight have we? What a cock-on-a-stick.'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'

by The original faggot February 10, 2010

chicken on a stick

a term that was created from a vine was about a man master bating in a chicken.

yeah i saw him! totally doing chicken on a stick

by hashtag.good November 30, 2016

shit on a stick

Black for "a person who has an (unjustified) extremely high opinion of himself or herself".

Thet bitch thank she legit! She thank the shit on a stick! She thank she awl thet!

But she ain't awl thet! She ain't nothing but a flet out bitch what cain't count the times she got her ass kicked!

by William Fontaine March 19, 2007

Sex on a stick

A sexually alluring, slim woman

"Who's the sex on a stick over there?"

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

shit on a stick

no idea.

"im as bored as shit on a stick"

by cassie and tammy :D May 4, 2003

Nipple on a stick

This is a term which has been carefully refined over the past century. Originating from the expression 'udder on a pole', this phrase came into usage in polite society in the late 20th century.
Meaning: You are daft. Affectionate insult.

Emma: i think Dave fancies you..
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) May 13, 2005

God on a stick

Not blasphemous enough to compare something you love to God himself? Then compare it to a piece of God on a stick! Not as good as God but close indeed!

"I just defeated the armies of Satan! That's totally God on a stick!"

by Derek the Archbishop of Canterbury July 3, 2005