jabber stabber

Jabber Stabber (A Verb) describes a woman fingering herself until orgasmn in a goofy fashion. This may include fingering herself while whistling the song "Whistle While You Work" or fingering herself while dancing the hora. A man can also "jabberstab" a woman as well but he needs to do something equally goofy at that same time such as voting for George Bush whilst fingering.

"Did you hear LaTanya jabber stabber herself in the park last week?? That bitch straight up fingered herself while Christmas caroling in July. What a goofy bitch!!!"

by Jordan the OG Genius August 24, 2006

stabbed in the back

getting screwed from behind

"I was in his office, things got steamy, and then I got stabbed in the back for 2 hours"

by Kakarot73 November 8, 2013

Ghetto-Stabbed

To be stabbed repeatedly due conflicting beliefs or views. Weapons that can be used are any sharp object that can cut people. Some weapons that would work for ghetto-stabbing are knives, shrapnel, wood, hockey sticks of any material, trash can lids, gutter pieces, ice skates, sushi knives, swords, pens, pencils, nails, filing tools, and scissors.

This form of stabbing is prevalent to the Metro-Detroit area due to its high crime rate.

That guy got ghetto-stabbed in Detroit for calling black people negative names.

by boyroney July 17, 2009

stable money

money you save up to raise your horses, a.k.a. your children.

there are a lot of indian ppl in pharmacy cuz they're stocking up on stable money.

by joejoijoe November 18, 2005

Stabbed in the ass

Someone puts a knife up ones ass.

I just got stabbed in the ass by a clown.

by Orman November 2, 2016

clown stabbers

A bull's horns;
Origin: The rodeo, where clowns are used to distract bulls so the riders can dismount safely.

Look at the clown stabbers on that rank bull! They better git outta the way!

by Yolanda Vega August 22, 2003

designer stubble

Similar to "BEARD" which can describe any "sudo-straight" relationship, This is reserved for use to describe celebrities only.

When a celebrity gay male has a beard - this is known as "DESIGNER STUBBLE"

Tom Cruise was spotted with "Designer Stubble" at the premiere of War of the Worlds.

by Peter Falloon July 4, 2005