Myspace Stalker

Someone who spends all day lookin an obsessing over your myspace. You may barely know this person but they know everything about you. Including where your going for the weekend, what you did the other night, why you werent in class yesterday. They even start to stalk your girlfriends on myspace due to jealousy.

They dont usually add you because they arent brave enough too because they have poor social skills an suck balls.

They usually have your myspace set as their homepage an may even check it on thier iphone or blackberry or via other portable device.

Matt: " So this girl I barely know in class somehow knew I was at Pechanga the other night. Its weird!"

Tyler: " maybe shes a myspace stalker dude, set your shit to private an lock your doors"

by llegoz October 16, 2009

Comment Stalker

One Who reades others myspace comments to gain information.

1:Is jimmy dating Sue?

2:Yeah,

1:How do you know?

2:I read their comments.

1:You comment stalker. queer.

by Kaalen69 March 25, 2009

Spotify Stalker

person( usually white or from the north) who has little to no taste in music so they steal and stalk friends and others playlists in order to gain song clout.

damn that bitch is ridin on my music she a hella Spotify stalker.

by IAMLIVID May 3, 2019

Stalker Song

A song that is on your iPod, that you don't actually like that much. When your music is on shuffle, it always pops up and plays; as if it's a stalker.

Man, I was listening to my iPod and that Jonas Brother song kept playing. I really need to delete it from my playlist. It's such a stalker song.

by yellowkiss July 12, 2010

That gay stalker

A stalker who only stalks people of the same sex.

Check out that gay stalker behind us lets get out of the car and start...

by gay pervin and swirvin August 10, 2010

Band Stalker

a manly girl who stalks band kids despite the fact she's not in band and is in love with a man who is gay with a large mustache

Justin: Did you walk by the band room this morning?
Billy: Yea, she went all "band stalker" on everyone again...

by gertyLUVSyou March 13, 2009

RyRo Stalkers

A elite group of fan-girls(and guys). They are deticated to Panic At The Disco member, Ryan Ross. The Stalkers were born on a no longer available website lovingly called Lets Disco.

"Hey Alexa, lets get the RyRo Stalkers together for the Panic concert next month!"

by Dezi LeRoi(Child*Of*The*Demon on LD) May 17, 2008