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Sports Sponge

A variety of couch potato. Namely, a guy who spends all of his free time sitting/lying around and soaking up sports information (stats, possible trades, etc.), often, though certainly not always, while drinking beers. Often such characters have a hostile, macho attitude, making them less agreeable than the average couch potato. Very common in the northeast USA, and USA in general.
Steve is a sports sponge. He spends all his free time watching sports, watching ESPN, and drinking beer.
by ANGRYMOTHERFUCKER December 9, 2010
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egay sports

I don't even know anything just a random thing i saw just egay sports breh
by Oleeeeeeee June 1, 2022
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sports writer

noun

1 : one who is not a very good writer

2 : an oxymoron
sports writer : First of all let me say to begin with that Jamal Reynolds is in my own personal opinion a draft bust.

regular writer : In my personal opinion drafting Jamal Reynolds was a bad decision for the Green Bay Packers.
by Dirk The Daring December 6, 2010
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Nerd Sport

A game that game enthusiasts (mainly nerds/geeks) watch or play for entertainment.
DUDE! DID YOU SEE THE MATCH BETWEEN LiquidTLO AND aTnDarKFoRcE IN STARCRAFT II ON YOUTUBE!? IT WAS FREAKIN' AMAZING!

YEAH I SAW IT! ONE OF THE COMMENTS MENTIONED WHAT I WAS THINKING: "THIS IS A NERD SPORT!"
by Ophaq August 20, 2011
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Sports Hoe

This happens when someone decides to keep switching teams for any sport. Just use the name of the sport instead of using "Sports Hoe".
*Fifa*

Dude 1: Damn, Japan lost again...

Dude 2: That's it! I'm done with Japan... Hello South Africa.

Dude 1: Fifa Hoe...

Dude 2: Isn't it "Sports Hoe"?

Dude 1: Sure, idiot...
by King Master Chef November 14, 2010
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underground sport

An underground sport is one that is too risky for the general public. Players establish a sense of community with each other through dangerous acts and it is considered separate from the community of their city or town. So basically, only badasses can play them.
Skateboarding is an underground sport because players share a sense of thrill and danger with each other.

Street hockey is an underground sport.

Hacky-Sack is not an underground sport.
by Falken801 November 13, 2013
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sporting cane

To have an erection a.k.a. "wood". Coined by Stephen Colbert.
I was sporting cane after seeing the new Jessica Alba flick.
by EvanB September 25, 2007
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