shlurp

To drink directly from a faucet, hose, or water fountain is a noisy, sucking method.

movie Barefoot in the Park: "Except we don't have any glasses either. You could put your head under the sink and just shlurp."

by sumi's girl August 28, 2013

slurping boob

The act of your boyfriend slurping on a chilled Dr. Pepper while fondling your left and right breasts and dry humping you... hard.

I could really use a slurping boob right about now.

by ineedachris February 15, 2010

Splur

To have many.

She had a splur of babies

by bear5676 January 6, 2017

slurpcano

When slurpee erupts from the hole in the top of a slurpee cup.

Only when bought from 7-11.

"That sluruption went everywhere; i make the best slurpcanos, man!"

by Jcuh/kush January 21, 2008

Slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist

When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.

WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship

Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.

by RBGTheGod December 23, 2018

e-slurp

A complimentary post made about a popular forum user in the hopes of gaining favor or standing in the forum. Sycophantic wannabe's ploy.

"Nice e-slurp. You going to be his maid too?"

by pryderi February 10, 2007

herpes slurpy

the act of a female or queer male performing oral sex on a male genitalia that is carrying the herpes STD

Yea dude, girl is a real freak. My dick is infected with some nasty junk and she still gave me a herpes slurpy dawg.

by studoo February 22, 2010