Shlok

The type of guy to always be drinking coffee and listen to playboi carti songs. Has a confusing love life, but even more confusing references. Coincidences are crazy.

Shlok “yeah, but you left”

by Played-these-games-before April 16, 2025

Shloking

Shloking is slang for stroking, which in itself is slang for male masturbation

“I heard he was shloking it on the bus”

by Jiñe dicer April 16, 2025

Shloking

Shloking is slang for stroking

“I can’t believe he was shloking it on the bus”

by Jiñe dicer April 16, 2025

shloke

fuckin idiot bad at calc short as hell and horrible coder

How's your day going?

Terrible, I shloked my calc test.

by soyubt May 22, 2025

sploink

a beautiful trans man that happens to be hairy

Person 1: oh shit look at that sploink hes really hot
Person 2: did you just make that up

by uziballitcher May 27, 2025

shlok

he is known to be the most closeted flamboyant gay person known to mankind

"shlok, come here, im feeling.... romantical!"

by shlok_lover October 17, 2025

Slok

The guy that mocks you for liking someone, but they themself like half of the school, etc. He makes an effort to pull anyone he can, and hes not slick

Slok go see Mia

by Jeff Bobby Rizz Huzz October 20, 2025