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Spanking gear

Another word for thong. Spanking does not always involve sexual contact, especially between strangers; thus potential bottoms are asked to wear thong underwear.
When I saw that sexy policewoman, I wished I had been wearing spanking gear.
by sasgon February 19, 2009
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C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven
Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine
by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018
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planking

Planking, increasingly popular in Australia, involves people lying flat on their stomachs in various and sometimes dangerous settings and then posting photographs on the Internet.
"Australian police say a man who plunged seven floors to his death from an apartment balcony was participating in the Internet craze of 'planking.'...Queensland state police Deputy Commissioner Ross Barnett told reporters that the dead man, aged in his 20s, fell from a balcony railing while a friend photographed him before dawn on Sunday in Brisbane city." - Washington Post, May 15, 2011.
by pcjr June 9, 2011
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shanking

This an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a shit in the toilet, then decides to have a wank. This, therefore, bring us to the word shank. A shit and a wank at the same time.
When on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a shit but his cock was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, "aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell"
by Rashed, J November 8, 2008
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planking

Planking is where you take a picture of yourself laying on some obscure object as stiff as a board. It is all about having fun and coming up with some really neet stuff. Also, its a new viral craze.
My friends and I took some really awesome pictures of us planking today.
by sunkan June 11, 2011
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Planking

The definition from the 1970's. To place a board, between two points off the ground, in order to defecate. This is usually done to evoke terror in the unsuspecting as it was often done between buildings & high up enough to not be noticed until it was too late.
Friday night Bill & Ehud hung out on the roof top getting drunk, smoking, & scheming. When they had to take a dump they walked out on the board between roof tops & planked an unsuspecting crowd walking by. They were lucky to slip away in the darkness because people couldn't have been too happy about the planking they received from ten stories up.
by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011
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