Pubic Hair Spaghetti

the eating of pubic hair

Eat my pubes like spaghetti.

or

I hear that my pubic hair spaghetti isn't to bad.

by A1A1 December 4, 2010

awksauce on spaghettios

an awkward situation when nobody knows what to say

flip: man i took a massive dump yesterday
flop: cool
flip: ............awksauce on spaghettios

by anonymouslola January 29, 2012

Spaghetti Surprise

When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.

My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.

by Marky Benjamin June 7, 2010

spaghetti mouth

Spaghetti Mouth is when you talk really loud because you have no respect for people when they are sleeping

Ermahgod Abi! You are so rude!! I was trying to take a nap.. You have a bad case of spaghetti mouth!

by Rizzles November 14, 2013

Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni

I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you

by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016

spaghetti math

Math so easy and 'thin' even the babies slurping up the metaphorical spaghetti can comprehend it. just like they can eat the spaghetti. because its easy as fuck to digest.
examples of this include: Further math and any math below 10th grade level.

Person 1 "I got 90% on my last test!" Person 2 "yeah but you do spaghetti math"

by School wizzard March 22, 2017

spaghetti'd

When you are so Ketty your legs appear wobbly and weak - like spaghetti

Mate I'm Spaghetti'd

by AkitakaTsuya September 2, 2017