The Lunch Sniff

"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.

I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".

by RootsofWar October 26, 2010

pickle sniffer

Male homosexual

That Michael Kinkor is such a pickle sniffer, we can't take him anywhere without him chatting up other colon cowboys.

by Alfredikus Lamikus July 3, 2003

spiffy mints

n. (pronouciation: spifee mihnts) Mints that are considered spiffy, usually Myntz! brand.

Any mints that are placed in a Myntz! brand box OR are in possession of Koko Notakii, creator of Spiffy Mints, are immediately considered Spiffy Mints.

It can also be used as an exclamation.

Koko: Want a spiffy mint?
Mintless Person: Sure!

OR...

Koko: I like goldfish.
Random Follower of the Mint: SPIFFY MINTS!

by hellointerloper May 22, 2006

spiffy pop

Spiffy-pop; Regarding equity’s such as Stocks, a spiffy pop is when your original purchase price is gained in a single day.

I.e. you bought TSLA for $50/share and it goes up $50 in a single day usually in the distant future. Previous Close; $755. Current Price $806. So your gain is a spiffy pop.

by Trentism January 7, 2021

Skiffen

The best person in the world. He usually has a lot of friends that uncontrollably shout out his name because of how amazing he is. He has been referred to as a god and many people adore him. He is always right, and the laws of nature will bend to his will to prove he is right.

Ashley: "Hey, is that skiffen"
Skiffen: "it's the Skiffen to you"
Ashley: "I'm sorry, it will never happen again"
Skiffen: "It better not"
Ashley: "You're right, you're always right and I am always wrong"

by a_follower_of_the_mighty_one February 3, 2010

Sniff Alert

When you are taking a dump in a public bathroom and you here someone walk in and you either sniff or cough so the person doesn't walk into your stall and make the rest of dump awkward.

*Person walks in* You: Sniff Sniff Cough Intruder: Oh, you're shitting in here. Thanks for the sniff alert

by DHGTV123 May 27, 2011

Sniff Lord

Someone who has a habit of sniffing their finger after touching parts of their body.

That's the 3rd time she dug in her butt and sniff her finger. She is a straight up Sniff Lord.

by MWstein November 14, 2016