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the flying spaghetti monster

God, Jesus and everything. The flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. If you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and sexy hair within seconds.
Retard 1: The flying spaghetti monster is hot.
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by RetardedGoatMan February 25, 2015
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Spaghetti

Straight when dry, bent when wet. aka Straight when sober, gay when drunk
Oh Tom's a spaghetti is he..
by Kevin aka patsy May 21, 2014
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

The being that desinged the world through Intelligent Design. He is impossible to see and manipulates our scientific insturments to hide His presence. In the begining He designed a mountain, trees, and a midget. When spreading the good news about Him one must wear full pirate regalia. FSMism is composed to loose moral obligations, every friday is a holiday, and heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano. RAmen.
"As part of our science lesson, we will learn about the theories of evolution, Intelligent Design, and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, so I hope y'all brought your pirate regalia. Yarrrr."
by Bloody Davy Flint September 14, 2005
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Spaghetti

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of spaghetti you fucking swine
Spaghetti
by Virgin Spaghetti February 15, 2019
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spaghetti sauce

pregnant. Pregant = Prego = spaghetti sauce.
"OMG did you hear? Elsie is spaghetti sauce!!"
by matt 6 April 27, 2008
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Spaghetti Water

1.) The cloudy water dumped down the strainer after spaghetti has been boiled.

2.) A close cousin to "Ass Water". Loose stool violently ejected from the rectum after digesting too much fine Italian cuisine. (A common problem after family get-togethers at Olive Garden.)
1.) "Jane dumped the spaghetti water down the drain."

2.) (A real-world situation involving my own personal visit to a local McDonalds.) An African-American entered, drew his nose upward, and exclaimed: "Mann! Idd smell lyke spuhgetty wawduh in hurr!"
by Ignorant Chode November 23, 2006
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Spaghetti fart

The type of fart A coworker has after eating an un godly amount of spaghetti.
There goes Scott P bebopping around with those spaghetti farts.
by Nmvd89 January 29, 2017
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