sonic origins

To throw your precious money away in a dumpster while not knowing that you will be awarded with something amazing tonight.

He did some sonic origins and got some sonic superstars last night.

by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023

sonic phone

another way of saying something is cool.

friend #1: i just got a new phone
friend #2: thats sonic phone

by fartsing February 15, 2021

sonic tyson

A 5’6 little beaner that is 50-2 in his boxing career that has only lost to el knuckle and nacho. Claims to squat 205 but has a huge cock!

Sonic Tyson got crossed by nacho!!!

by Yousmelllikepussy September 16, 2021

Sonic Poo

This is an event that occurs when a shit has brewed under the extreme pressure of last night’s streak and you’re now sitting on the commode ready to unload. At this moment, the gas escapes as such a velocity that you no longer have the sphincter strength to stop this hell from escaping. Usually it starts with a quick clap, followed by gigantic explosion that breaks the sound barrier, then ends with a dry-to-wet sputtering that let leads to feces in any state of matter to then rely on gravity to make a splash. It should also be pointed out that the explosion has a specific echo that is purely unique to this event. And, you ALL know what I mean.

I just had the most epic sonic poo of my life. The pressure was immense and I may be deaf now.

by Bobby the Bug Man January 27, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog

A blue predator, who instead of saving animals prefer eating them. After that he eat a creator of those machines, who very looks like a Eggman. And... he.... kinda like it

"Man do you want to play some Sonic the Hedgehog game?"
"ask Evanimas that, and he tell you the truth."
"what"

by FelixLotus November 4, 2022

Reverse Sonic

The act of knowing what someone wants, and deliberately going out of your way to either not give it to them, or give them something completely different. In a way opposite of how Paramount went out of their way to fix Sonic’s design when the public asked them to in 2020’s “Sonic the Hedgehog” film.

Jerry: That movie sucked! Why did the director keep that horrible scene in? Everyone wanted him to take it out!
Tim: Damn. He pulled a Reverse Sonic on us

by CuckooForCocoaPuffs January 9, 2021

Unleashed Sonic

Sonic the Hedgehog from the videogame "Sonic Unleashed", he's cool and gentle, he likes icecream more than chillidogs.

Unleashed Sonic: A gentle blue blur that loves icecream and is kinda obsessed with bracelets and special shoes, Sonic the Hedgehog.

by LeashedSkies November 3, 2023