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post-bitch snack

An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.
Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"

Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."

Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
by MattyMac October 31, 2009
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A Scooby-Snack

It is a sexual act you perform with your partner. It is when you (The Shaggy) put peanut butter on your shaft and testicles and then you're significant other (The Scooby) licks it off like the famous cartoon character Scooby Doo. At the point of climax, The Shaggy is expected yell "Zoinks!" to notify The Scooby that they have climaxed.
"Hey, you want a Scooby-Snack?"
by PimpSlapDaddy May 4, 2021
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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021
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Dude Snack

Any snack, including but not limited to confectionary treats, consumed by a person or persons generally regarded to be of 'dude' status.
Person 1: Man I'm hungry.
Person 2: We should totally get some dude snacks.
Person 1: Definitely.
by heavy kevy November 10, 2008
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Fruit Snack

A petite male homosexual; one who is "snack-sized", if you will. See also: Pocket Gay
Nikko: Look at Sean! He's sooooo tiny!

Scott: Yep! He's just a little fruit snack!
by sdyar June 7, 2011
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Snick Snack

1. Small amount of leftovers from something delicious. e.g. cookie dough left in the bowl, scraps of cake when you level it off

2. A small snack. Usually whatever you can find without having to actually make anything.
1. I have a little snick snack left, if anybody wants some.

2. Mom: What are you eating? Kid: Just a little snick snack before dinner.

snack leftovers little treat
by Chair and Desk July 21, 2011
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Scoobie Snack

When smoking weed from a pipe and a piece of the bud comes through the pipe and down your throat/windpipe. Which can cause you to cough and look like an amature smoker.
Stephan: Dude i thought you smoked all the time, you made us look bad in front of those guys.
Leon:Dude im good, it was a scoobie snack from your shitty, wack ass pipe.
Stephan: ... my bad.
by G-phresh June 20, 2006
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