buddy snatcher

A person you introduce to your friends, and then that person becomes better friends with your friends than you are, thusly replacing you in the friend chain.

Oh my sister, she is SUCH a buddy snatcher...it happened AGAIN

by ca-mermaid April 6, 2011

Snipper-Snatcher

Someone who ruins all the fun by giving up on something that would be easy if they actually tried.

Hayley: I quit track recently..
Erika: You Snipper-Snatcher! If I can survive track, then how can you not?!

by ErikaEatsBabies April 29, 2011

Robe snatcher

A woman who goes to monasteries looking for a husband.

Abbot to the monks: "Brothers, take custody of your eyes and remain vigilant! There are a few robe snatchers on retreat this weekend."

by thepeppamint May 21, 2011

batch satchel

scrotum, where you keep your man seed.

if you dont stop bugging me, i will kick your batch satchel

by partsgirl October 26, 2012

Cunt Snatcher

A man who runs around grocery stores, looking for teenagers to grab by the vagina and then run away.

Hey did you here Sally Got Groped by the Cunt Snatcher yesterday.

by Cunt Snatcher May 12, 2013

jew satchel

The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.

Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.

by Satchel lover January 22, 2014

bollock satchel

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles

'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'

by mangorice August 15, 2015