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shoulder monkey

The invisible monkeys that live on either of one's shoulders.
Tell your shoulder monkey to stop throwing feces at me!
by beepers872 January 7, 2008
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over-the-shoulder boulder holder

Unless you are a misogynist, do not ask any female how much her over-the-shoulder boulder holder costs.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2015
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cold shoulder

When a female rejects a guy after he tries to get into her under garments. Also, when one of your friends tries to compliment or hit on a girl, and she disses him. Usually reffered to in sign language by patting your shoulder, showing your wingman that your chances with the hot breezie is going down to china town.
Max was trying to be all slick n stuff, by telling Molly she had nice smelling hair, but she gave him the cold shoulder when she stomped on his nuts with high heels and left.
by Dennis of Btown September 8, 2008
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Smouldering preschool

When she's recieved too many loads that the children start screaming running from the preschool.
"I had so many loads coming out of me it was like a smouldering preschool"
by Mortariontyphus May 25, 2023
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shoulder shopping

looking for items on the highway shoulder while sitting in traffic
i was shoulder shopping during rush hour yesterday and found a leather jacket
by kingoflb April 7, 2007
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Shoulder-Shrine

The creation of a makeshift shrine or gravsite on the shoulder of the highway or road where the person died, usually traffic related deaths.
Jane put some new flowers at the shoulder-shrine she made for her dead husband on highway 101.
by G. Robertson January 6, 2008
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