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Brandon Ceno Smells

A dude who smells sooooo bad you wanna throw up. He is good at 360 no-scoping people
John Ceno: Do you know Brandon Ceno Smells
Patricia: He’s sooooo hot
John Ceno: I know right even though I’m a boy
by JohnCenoSmells5 June 5, 2019
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Burnt Popcorn Smell

The bitter, acerbic, caustic, mordacious, and just plain gross aroma that lingers in the enclosed airspace surrounding a poorly abused and neglected microwave—particularly repulsive in a shared office environment. An olfactory scarring, not soon to be forgotten, which will singe into the memory of all co-workers the dangers of an unsupervised bag both to kitchen appliances and to the productivity of an otherwise fully functioning office staff.
Alisa got distracted by a phenomenally interesting cubicle conversation and neglected her microwave snack. The office quickly filled with the dreaded burnt popcorn smell and she felt really bad about it, but we all had a jolly laugh, lit some candles, and decided to love her anyway.
by Top Shelf HW June 13, 2008
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smell u later

dan said,smell u later,laura!
by fateunreal May 7, 2009
mugGet the smell u latermug.

Jack Off Smell

The smell that comes when you masturbate. Pretty much hand rubbing smell too
Bro I hate the jack off smell
by Le Carlton December 28, 2018
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old man smell

A smell that often wafts off of old men. It is a medly of Old Spice Aftershave, Brylcreem Hair Slyling Gel and Ben Gay.

The funny thing is that, minus the Ben Gay smell, This was probably a hip and manly smell for the average 20 something guy back in the 50's
Was grandpa just here? I detect some Old man Smell.
by Paul June 25, 2005
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smell yo dick

The last resort in the extensive investigation that takes place when a woman believes that her significant other is cheating on her.
"Why you comin' home at five in the morn'? Somethin's goin' awn, lemme smell yo dick. Don't play me like a foo', 'cuz dat ain't coo'. What you need to do is lemme smell yo dick."
by Katelyn H December 29, 2007
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you smell me

1. a form of asking if the other person knows wat your trying to say,
yo if you cap that bitch you gunna get locked up, you smell me?
by Negrodamus aka John May 3, 2006
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