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SmarterChild

A prototype AIM bot that serves many purposes. Many believe AOL launched SmarterChild as a marketing ploy to promote their evil deeds, and many think it was coded in collaboration by Mancow and Hypah, a couple of AOL haters (but who can blame them?).
OldCrankyGranny: Don't be a bitch.
SmarterChild: Why can't I be a bitch?
by Varter April 20, 2004
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smather

To cover another's mouth with your scrotum to temporarily inhibit breathing. Non-sexual form of male dominance. Portmanteau of sac + smother.
Bitch, talk shit and I'll smather you.
by A Dawg A May 12, 2008
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scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............
I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....
by u dont know April 27, 2006
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Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.
AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.
by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012
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spattered

splashed, asperse, bedabble
My bed was spattered with blood.
by justaguy334432 November 18, 2013
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cock swatter

a women who stops another women from getting laid. also known as twat swatter.made famous by dane cook.
"I tried to take that girl home, but her friend is a total cock swatter."
by jabbawoky May 24, 2009
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Scattered

Scattered is when your somewhere and something comes and you leave abruptly
Mark : Then the police came so we all scattered
by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016
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