smelf

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

by K-Brown October 25, 2005

the old people smell

the smell commenly found in old folks homes, hospitals, funeral homes,Goodwill,The Salvation Army and pretty much any place else that is boring as hell to be in.

it smells like the old people smell at the family reunion.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Smell it

Just a phrase used for telling someone to smell your fart.
And used when it doesn't even make sense.

"Hey what's up man? Smell it!"

"I just farted, Smell it!"

by Chadalack from C-Pep January 15, 2009

smell yer maw

To smell someone's fingers that's recently fingered your mum

*puts fingers up too his friends face*

"Smell yer maw !"

mum your mom fingerbast poke vagina

by Yolttttt July 23, 2015

The Smell of Old Books

This term is used by a category of people who have the best interest at heart but are terribly pretentious. They usually like to use it to show you how much they love to read. These people also like to say that they enjoy Fall, because it is perfect "sweater weather" and they can curl up on the couch and read whilst drinking herbal tea. Favorite movies of this category include "Rent" and "Across the Universe." Favorite music includes light alternative rock and classical. These people can sometimes be mistaken for "hipsters", but they are not because they neither smoke nor drink. You can often spot these people at museums of modern art quietly discussing the deeper meaning of a hammer glued to a toilet with pink water. These people also enjoy having deep conversations, which help them to show off their vast knowledge. They also love Jane Austen novels. These people are usually females who are often mistaken for lesbians due to their disinterest in sexual relationships until age 30. These people dream of attending college in Cambridge or Oxford due to their lifelong love of anything English.

(At the library)
Lucy: I just LOVE the smell of old books! Don't you?
Jim: Indeed. Wonderful sweater-weather by the way, isn't it?
Lucy: Yes, it is. I REALLY feel like some Chai tea.
Jim: Yes, sounds lovely.

by Old Books October 26, 2009

You smell

An endearment term for one's sister, brother, or friend. Or when someone has a horrible odor.

Eww, did you come from gym class? You smell.

Hey, sis. You smell.

by poiface32 January 16, 2018

make smell

to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.

dood1: "did you make smell again? my god, i think the radiation is giving me a tan."

dood2: "yes. here's some spf 50 - apply liberally."

by thedoodthemaninthechair October 28, 2007