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slow-walkin

v. A way of handling a situation you dont like or cant get out of as a means of taking personal dignity and revenge. This term may have originated at race tracks where grooms hot walk race horses and relations still delineate power in a trickle down theory on a racial and sexual basis; given human nature its likely that the method existed long before the term came into being.
You better quit that slow-walkin and get yer ass over here.

My boss is tryin to kill me with this shit so Im gonna slow-walk his shit all day long and cool my heels with some down time.

I'ma slow walk you round the bend on this one cause I really dont think you ready for what I gotta say.
by thee radical eclectic August 18, 2006
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slow as a hard shit

Slower than shit.

A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.

As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.
Citizen 2: Hey Cit-1, you see that movie online last night?

Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!

Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?

Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.

Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::
by GuermoT December 26, 2009
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Slow roast

To maintain a potential (though currently non feasible) romantic relationship through low effort activities (esp. texting) will the intention of a romantic payoff at some indefinite time.
Yo John, what's going on with that girl?

Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.
by Anal8 September 12, 2013
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Slow Forum

When a forum is often not widely visited or hardly has very many posts daily. These types of forums are usually obscure and not widely recognized. Put simply, if the average daily post count is under 475 and the average daily topic count is under 45 then it is a slow forum.
Jim: Time to check out my daily forum!
(12 seconds later)
Jim: No new posts? Damn this is a slow forum...
by Sendator November 8, 2013
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slow puncture

another way for people of the black culture to describe the HIV virus "chivey"
wena nhlanhla, umfana has eh slow puncture
by willybombilly March 10, 2008
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slow warming coffee pot

when you wait awhile before having sex with someone.
I just want to let you know before we get to the house the I’m a slow warming coffee pot
by Charlibitmyfinger December 17, 2017
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Slow Nessy

Someone who drives too damn slow on the highway.
"Damn, you are such a slow nessy! You are only doing 75mph in a 70mph zone"
by billith February 15, 2005
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