shoot the pier

(Surfing term): to maneuver one's surfboard in such a manner as to attempt to pass with safety between the supporting pilings of a pier; either "head on", meaning to pass directly under the entire pier from its oceanside terminus to the beach; or "side on", meaning to pass from one side of the pier to the other at an angle oblique to the shoreline prior to reaching the beach.

"Gary said he was going to try and shoot the pier on his longboard, but we talked him out of it."

by Speedog February 1, 2010

Shoot the hippo

Ejaculating on a fat girls face

I was giving it to this big girl real hard then I decided to pull out and shoot the hippo. Her face was plastered

by Gtoaster July 28, 2019

shoot a text

the simple act of sending a text message

Matt: Have you heard from Uncle T today?
Big Chris: Nah, you might wanna shoot a text to him.
Matt: K, thanks butty!

by coalcase1 October 27, 2009

shoot your load

Ejaculate

You should have a box of kleenexes before you shoot your load so it's not a mess on the floor.

by Highfive99 October 8, 2016

shoot a cruise

Driving with a lack of direction because there's nothing better to do or because you want to feel the wind in your face.

A phenomena that is becoming increasingly rare due to high gas prices.

"We were bored of chilling in the house so we decided to shoot a cruise."

by QuiteAccurate October 16, 2008

Shoot the elephant

1.) to calm down, to "chill out" or relax. can be used as a slang exclamation asking someone to calm down
2.) attacking a large, gray animal called an elephant with a firearm

1.) "Dude, shoot the elephant, okay man? I'm sorry!"

2.) "Shoot the elephant! It's coming right towards us! Look at it's mighty tusks!"

by Maia Sinaiko December 20, 2009

Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011