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gojo satoru figurine incident

a girl starts fuckin herself with a gojo figurine and cums and bleeds all over it
the girl - "say gex "
gojo satoru figurine - " oppa gangam style"

the gojo satoru figurine incident
by niggainparis2219 January 28, 2024
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Gojo Satoru

Gojo Satoru is the most delectable finest most gorgeous man on earth. he is the strongest, and he will come back.
Person 1: hey, have you heard of Gojo Satoru?
Person 2: yes omg i wanna get him pregnant so bad
Suguru geto: real
by sleepysatoru November 29, 2023
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Gojo Satoru

Famous anime character from jujutsu Kaisen. White hair blue eyes. 6’3. a teacher at jujutsu hair. really fine!! lost his boyfriend. cut in half! he is the strongest. he has cake
let’s go/ jo!
are you satoru gojo because your the strongest or are you the strongest because your satoru gojo?
let’s go Gojo satoru!
by 123poopie December 3, 2023
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jay slater

when you jump off a cliff walking back to the villa on holiday
mate never made it back from the club last night, he must’ve pulled a jay slater
by JPizzle145 July 17, 2024
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Gojo Satoru

Hottest motherfucker to live on earth (but not even real)

White hair, eyes that Mappa put all their life savings on, and a 5ft cock (speaking from experience)

Gege hates Satoru Gojo. I don't know why but now we know why Satoru is now a kitkat.

God damn.
Your man: "Hi babe!"

You: "I wanna break up"

Your man: "What?! Why?!"

You: "I met someone better, his name is Gojo Satoru."

Your man: "Oh understandable."

You: "Bye"

Your man: "Bye"
by Hitorizzz_ February 26, 2024
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Gojo Satoru (Awakened)

Some teenager who discovered the colors red and purple
and he can float and take drugs
Gojo Satoru (Awakened) is the strongest and he found that out after he realized he had blue eyes and a master degree in astrophysics or something idk lol also he can make colors
by suger man June 5, 2024
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e slater

The maker of great gumball content such as The Gumball Movie.
"Did you see e slater's newest upload? Truly a The Amazing World of Gumball - The Movie"
by slabslabslabslabslabslabslab December 26, 2024
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