couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.

The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.

by 2bilious January 11, 2012

Slaught

when jeans are behind the tongue of your shoe.

your jeans are slaughting

by kennedykids January 9, 2011

Slagtologist

One who dabbles in the digital end of mixing and slicing with skills and perfection

VDJ with the mad skillz is a true slagtologist

by Josh R. June 4, 2004

slight lean

a girl who walks with a slight forward lean on slant

"i would do slight lean in a second"
response:
"i would not"

by Ben Galbraith January 8, 2006

Slagitude

Someone who is a slag; a getaround or who sleeps with anyone and everyone.

Gets their pants down to whoever comes along.
If they are a slag, they have slagitude-they have the attitude of a slag/slut

"My God did you hear about Katie?"
"What about her?"
"She slept with Riley! Jenkins!"
"Nooooo way! Man she's got slagitude."

"Kelly slept with Tom last night!"
"She'll sleep with anyone!"
"I know, she has such slagitude!"

by DoucheIII November 1, 2009

Slaughterhouse Swine

This is a female in between a Swamp Donkey and a Battle Pig. These females are disgusting and smell. This is a serious situation, and if you have sex with one, you WILL end up with an STD. You will know when this is happening, but you'll be drunk, and go through with it anyway.

Did you see Kyle go home with that Slaughterhouse swine last night?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

Slagathorous

A male, usually with the name dan, who tends to have a very small member. Also usually has a very girly nick name for it like princess peach.
Also very hard for anyone to look at for a long period of time, even a short period...just don't look for more than 3 seconds because you will probably die or faint.
For short, someone that is just one huge, ginormous, Turd!

slagathorous ugly guy Turd

by Bestest Friend! November 11, 2010