hitchhiking to the sky

Another expression for male masturbation. This beautiful metaphore describes the movement of one's hand while performing this amusing activity.

1- Do you have something to do this sunday afternoon?

2- I'll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky

by BluesRocker June 6, 2011

Sky Dunk

When a basketballer makes a dunk after jumping from at least the half-court line. Any basketball player who truly attempts this move can do it and score, but based on all recorded attempts the player who performs the move dies of severe internal brain injuries likely caused by the insanity of the stunt. Because of the force required to execute the move, the hoop often falls and crushes the player, ending their suffering.

"Mike, we need to clutch up if we want to win this"

"George, I'm going for a Sky Dunk"

"Mike... Are you sure? Once you Sky Dunk you can't take it back"

"I know"

Mike goes for the Sky Dunk and wins his team the game . Everyone in the stadium cheers and sobs at the same time as he slowly dies on the court.

George silently whispers to himself as he sheds a single tear "You're our hero, Mike"

by Butt_Sweat_52 August 9, 2022

sky cloth

A colloquial way to refer to a national flag and the dedication of considering it above all else, such as the nationalists demand loyalty and submission to it.

"Sky cloth demands promises."

by jquebby July 28, 2019

Sky dumping

Inside industry term describing the practice of intentionally outgassing unwanted gaseous waste products into the atmosphere

The oil company was sky dumping methane as a matter of standard procedure.

by Planetkeeper February 6, 2022

sky cat

verb, one who takes high risks, but always comes out standing or on top even if there is a failure

the poker man was a mighty sky cat when he lost a large sum of money

by gilisrael August 16, 2009

circus in the sky

a depressing circus on ROBLOX owned by a clown who is probably mentally ill.

"have you ever heard of circus in the sky!" oh that roblox game

by anonymous January 3, 2022

sky pipe

The pipe in the sky, otherwise known as Skype. Like all pipes in the sky, sometimes it works, sometimes not.

The sky pipe isn't working, must be jammed up with poop, best use facetime instead.

by The wee hag January 27, 2017