shrek cult

A cult that admires and reveres Shrek as Supreme Leader. Shrek is love, Shrek is life

We are part of a Shrek cult

by Shrek323 November 29, 2019

Shrek 3

An abomination from the depths of hell and will stop at no end to conquer the world with its absurd plot and horrible soundtrack. Only one thing can stop this abomination, and that is Shrek 2, the embodiment of all things good and holy all on one disc, buy it today.

Seriously though, Shrek 3 is a terrible movie.

by Shrek 2 November 30, 2016

Shrek Yourself

Proceeding to insert onions into your rectum.

"Hey man, go Shrek yourself"
"Dude, no"

by NightShift00 December 1, 2014

shrek porn

Any porno including beloved tv ogre Shrek.

Omg man I watched Shrek porn last night! Ultimate wank time, his cock is so big!

by Horny Panda September 18, 2016

shrek 6

Shrek looked at you a glimmer in his eye sparkled as he touched you softly

Shrek please I want you inside me *moan*

Shrek puts you on his bed and slowly takes off your pants you can see his bulge through his pants almost cumming from the thought of him sticking his magnum dong in your tiny hole

Are you ready for me he whispers

Yes please fuck me Shrek

With lightning speed he takes his dick and rams it into you

*auaauagh* fuck me Shrek oh yes oooo *moan* fuck me more please oooooo fuck me it feels soooooo good

Shrek let’s out a Mighty roar and cums completely filling your ass up you cum with him you never have seen so much cum it’s like you were swimming in melted ice cream you close your eyes and go to sleep

THE END

Oh Shrek 6 it was such a Good movie

by Assclapituss February 4, 2020

Shrek Wasowski

Shrek Wasowski is a combination of the characters Shrek and Mike Wasowski.

Person 1: They should make a movie about Shrek Wasowski.
Person 2: Yeah, they should.

by ~Anonymous1234~ October 21, 2019

Shrek cheese

cheese from a shrek farm in egypt

i bought some Shrek cheese from Egypt

by shrek of yes March 24, 2022