Sharer-skin

The mangled, ugly, dry, scaley, facial skin that some individuals contain.

That guy who was married to my physics teacher in 12th grade had sharer-skin. His face looked like someone tied his feet to their bumper and drove their car down creek road.

by Glen S. May 18, 2006

Shareesa

(1) A large, hairy, annoying cow-like creature, it is as big as a blue whale and has a blow hole but also has 4 stomachs for digesting grass and other foliage.

(2)A black hole of lameness and boringness

(1) "My older sister is a Shareesa"

(2) "Be-careful you're becoming a Shareesa"

by Dazerath December 7, 2010

share coffee

Act where 2 people engage in oral sex that is extremely wet. Wet with saliva, pre-cum and/or lady cum. It's both hot and disgusting, depending on what makes you horny.

"I just shared coffee with my girlfriend, it was so hot!"

"He asked to share coffee with me; it made me want to vomit"

by Bigb000tyh0e October 20, 2013

More Shares Than Hairs

-noun

1. A hair challenged person with a high amount of ownership or options to a company.

Examples of "More Shares Than Hairs" candidates:
Steve Ballmer, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, etc...

by herrocroser November 15, 2010

Food Share Makeout

The rare instance when a person shares a bite of food with another person; preferably a co-worker for maximum awkwardness. However, in order for this to be categorized as a "Food Share Makeout", the lips of both subjects must come in contact with the same article of food.

Protagonist: Leslie, you totally need to try this cookie, it's amazing!

Leslie: Wow that looks so good, break me off a piece!

Antagonist: OMG I'm totally gonna tell everyone you two just made out in the coffee room!!

Protagonist: Umm, no we did not, it was just a Food Share Makeout, duh!

by hiyosilver January 9, 2014

SHAREEF

SHAREEF A person who likes younger kids in macdonalds

Ohh there’s shareef

Watch your kid !

by Belivie12 May 2, 2020

Shared bathroom

one of the most miserable things in the world.

especially, the bathroom shared with more than 30 people in a dorm is gonna bang on you.

DHouse : Hey, where can I find a bathroom here?
THouse : Oh right there, go to the living room and make a right on the second.

DHouse : Is that shared?
THouse : Yeah, It is a shared bathroom
DHouse : That is disgusting.

by lluuoo November 21, 2009