Shimmen

the rowley to my greg, and the anus I mean anus I mean anus I mean anus I mean anus I mean anus I mean annus to my unus

Shimmen is a bang mommy

by valnntine November 5, 2021

Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.

I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.

by M.Mo August 13, 2021

Swimmer’s Ear

The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear

Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?

Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!

by -The Girls September 26, 2021

Swimmer1905

Fat smelly pig. Soaking up in their own shit all day. A person so miserable, you can’t even do anything to cheer them up. Just let them be to rot alone till their lonely dying day. Named swimmer because they were the one most retarded sperm cell that some how on a fluke made it to the egg, when it should have just slid down their moms leg

Oh, that’s just swimmer1905. They can get fucked

by Swimmer1905isatwat November 23, 2021

simmertrick

alty mentioned something about it idk

Wtf is simmertrick???

by osulegend January 29, 2022

simmer

a bisexual nigga that likes to fuck men and give them anally creampies

that nigga gay, he a simmer

by billy sampson April 13, 2022

skimmer therapy

Floating around in a blow up Walmart pool with a beer in one hand and a pool skimmer in the other.

I had such a shitty day at work, I had to go out and do some skimmer therapy for a while.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022