shardrippa

n00b who ownz at W3, and can dogfight pretty good.

"We're still men," says ShardRippa. "Men is what we are."

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

shaerdy

A term used to describe pretty much any person, place, thing or idea.
See also jawn
Originated and used often on the campus of Messiah College

Plural = "Shaerdies"

Yo pass that shaerdy up hear.
Get yo jawns up on ma shaerdies
Dang, that shaerdy was hot

by Miller 2 April 26, 2004

Shard Breath

When someones breath smells like death after smoking meth.

Damn I have shard breath...again.

by gackhead December 5, 2010

shardguard

A protective, cotton type plug usually inserted to help protect against sharding in one's trousers. Usually effects the population born before the 1960's.

Hey Glady's, did you notice Helga hasn't sharded all day. I bet she bought shardguards after that disaster in aisle 5 of Wal-mart.

or

She sharted so hard last time that her shardguard burned a whole right through her Depends.

by Mr Cancun2 April 25, 2011

shardinius

This refers to the King of Meth smoking. He is the biggest drug user and abuser who puffs away on more Meth than any other person known. Among users he is held in the same regard as a loving god. He is revered by all Meth heads and shunned by all of normal society. To must people he is just a myth. However a select few people have reported to having Come into contact with this Demon.

You there my friend are turning into a real Shardinius; you have puffed away on 2 grams of Meth today by yourself and you are still going.

by JMuny December 31, 2013

ShardTroll

This art takes concentration beyond regular people but after achieving this state you will be able to bull shit someone with a face more serious then Denzel Washington on the equalizer. - Founding Father, Rachard of the flowing dreads -

"Damn the shardtroll stuck again, his latest victim was asked " DJ if you need to shower you can use the bathroom"

by The FirstKirA April 11, 2015

shardmata

This expression originated on the west-coast of Florida around the time Hurricane Katrina. This the state a heavy meth user may find himself instead of blood, bathsalts are staring to push from the inside of his body and he is now sweating drug out similar to the way Jesus secreted blood. It defines a meth-user in comedic way and always good for a laugh when friend reaches this state.

He been runnin' for DAYS yo...that nigga be straight-up shardmata, I ain't lyin.

by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015