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Scrollin' Session

A precise moment an individual devotes entirely to scroll up in its old Facebook conversations with its friends for the purpose of finding the first message they have sent each other.
Karl: {Dude}! D'you remember the first conversation we had on facebook?
John: No men! But don't worry, {bro}, {lemme} have a {lil'} Scrollin' Session and I'll {brb} with and answer for you.
by the little robert August 5, 2016
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Poster Session

When a group of academics peer pressures each another into pouring a few litres of beer into a tube designed for holding a conference poster, and passing it between them to chug from as if passing a joint.

Originated at RSS2019 in Schlappen, Freiburg.
Academic 1 to academic 2: “Hey, drink from this poster tube!”

Crowd of academics: “poster session! Poster session!”
by melonelemone June 25, 2019
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tap session

When a guy(or girl) fucks a girl (or guy) as hard and/or as fast as possible until she taps out (he wins) or he nuts (she wins)

A tap session can also consist of purposely doing things you knows will make your partner tap out, such as oral sex, sticking a finger in their ass or switching positions.
“If we have a tap session not only am I gonna win but you gonna cum at least 10 times.”

“Nah if we have a tap session you gonna nut way before im ready to tap.”
by LavenderCyan September 27, 2020
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Scrimmage Session

When theres a guy you've just met on a lake on a warm summer day. He really just wants to boink you while you scream aloud, "it's all about the benjamins baby!!!"
"We should really get together for a scrimmage session."
by RKJ September 17, 2015
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wet face session

Eating preferably a girl out until she ejaculates leaving the bottom half of your face glistening, probably dripping
"I'm down for a wet face session tonight"
by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018
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Session

The session isn’t a party. The session is a life choice. For those unfamiliar with the topic, get in the fucking bin. Grab your bag, bring your slag, rack two fat lines and bring a tenner bag. Pop that pill, sniff that line, turn up the volume have a good time. Ya have to get your bird playing in the snow with a card and a line, rack one up all the way down a spine, forget about tomorrow and forget the time, and give the bitch the bashy coz the powers mine!
No one:

Literally no one:

Everyone worth the time of day: “session like?”
by Baghead over ere March 20, 2021
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Session

When you and the boys agree to masturbate on the spot without pulling your dick out or doing gay shit.
Aye yo Ellias, session?
by TheGreatBohemi November 29, 2018
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