National grab Selena day

National grab Selena day is a day do find an amazing, beautiful, and sexy girl named Selena and grab her from behind in a funny friendly day.

Boy- Grabs Selena's ass
Selena: Why did you grab my ass
Boy: Because ot national grab Selena day!!!

Selena: Oh! Hahaha

by Fuck👅🍑🍆💧 June 22, 2019

serena

an ugly bitch that likes chocolate boys even tho her tio said no because she’s a beaner

serena is so ugly and needs to find a rich white boy

by wkskskskksks April 11, 2019

Sleek Selena

The word used to describe somebody who hasnt washed their hair in a number of days and is a big dirty greaseball who's head looks like it could start dripping grease at any moment. Its like wet look leggings but its your hair. Its disgusting.

Jaysis Karen youre some Sleek Selena today!

Sleek Selena's out again lads...

Look at me wan, She's some Sleek Selena...

Go have a wash ya Sleek Selena will ya?!?!

by kNickerss June 2, 2009

Serena

a beautiful girl who you think is the woman of your dreams. but after 1 yr n x months she will leave you. and she will act like nothing happened with you. n then she goes off with one of your best friends

i love serena. but i wish she never left </3

by Lancelot13 March 7, 2011

Serenate

To marinate something, and then sauté it.

Bob: What's for dinner Suzan?
Suzan: I was thinking of Serenating a steak.
Bob: Sounds delicious!

Bob: Hey Paul, what did you do tonight?
Paul: I just serenated the fuck out of Suzan.
Bob: Hey that's my wife!
Paul: Well I just did you a favor then.

by I-HOP September 30, 2011

Serena Fail

used for anyone who fails so hard that they have almost no redeeming qualities. Also uses a hairbrush as their lover

Jim: "Did you here about that one girl? They caught her using a hairbrush on herself"
Timmy: "Man that is so Serena Fail"

by Mr. Cassanova May 1, 2009

Secondhand Serenade

A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.

Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?

Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?

by Marley_reah June 29, 2010