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Seagull

Those crazy ass chicks- you know the ones- who’s only goal in life is to date every musician they possibly can, while ruining the lives of other young fans. Lord help the fan who gets in her way of meeting the band- SHE SAW HIM FIRST!
The man got off the stage, to the flock of seagulls waiting for him at the autograph stand.

“Great... boys, it’s time to break up a fistfight...”
by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019
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Seagulling

Casino speak. The act of looking for left over tickets worth pennies or coins left in the slot machine payout trays. Also unplayed credits. Seagullers roam the aisles looking for these. Casinos frown on this and if caught you can get kicked out 10-86.
Security guard on radio: "Dispatch we have a female in Area 4 seagulling she will be a code 10-86"
by Dman8 September 28, 2019
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seagullable

Being comparably prone to getting duped/deceived as are da common noisy white-feathered "nature's vacuum cleaner" dat hangs out at da coast. (Can also loosely refer to one's likelihood of naively getting copiously pooped upon by said wing-swishing aerial bombers... well, don't stand underneath a wheeling/hovering flock of said flapper-crappers, Stupid --- da more of dem dat are simultaneously occupying one small parcel of airspace, da more likely dat at least one of dem will need to "spend a penny" during da particular time while they're positioned over your head, and just like those comparably-beautiful-but-also-horridly-raucus-and-filthy Canada geese, they usually don't pay much attention to what's below them whenever they "file their business-papers"!)
Another definition of "seagullable" could be with regards to one's lack of basic forethought or shrewdness when conducting everyday activities around said large opportunistically-watchful morsel-ravenous beach-scavengers... those prominent "Do not leave food unattended --- seagulls will steal it!" signs on the outdoor porch-decks of coastal diners aren't posted there for nothing!
by QuacksO November 15, 2019
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seagull screaming

When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.

Seagull Frenchfry
I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom
by Hubblegotchu November 30, 2019
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Seagull

where someone cums in your arse and then you shit it back onto there chest
jake did a seagull on bayley, it was kinda hot
by Tharmekul August 3, 2020
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Seagulling

When someone hangs around someone that has drugs in hopes that they will either give them some or let down their guard for a second so they can swoop in and get them.
"Sometimes I hate going over there with dope. Her brother is seagulling and I can't get a minute alone with her."
by siddimus October 29, 2020
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Seagull

When someone jerks off two guys on either side of them while giving head to the third in front of them. Looking like a seagull flapping its wings and moving their head forward and back.
“My two friends and I went over to this chicks house last night and she seagull us while we talked about our fantasy teams”
by Realfactx February 28, 2021
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