Mr. Saggy Scrotum

Used to refer to a young man, most notably J-Dog Gaz, who possesses an excessively large and dangly sack of manhood

Oi Mr. Saggy Scrotum, get your bollocks out

Oi where’s Mr. Saggy Scrotum? Out noncing mate

by Taarabt’stoogoodforyou December 2, 2019

scrotum lunch box

The mashing of one's testicles into a metal lunch box for fun.

"Dude, my day sucked so I gave myself a scrotum lunch box."

by Black_Widow August 28, 2009

Staple that to your scrotum

take that, suck on that, etc

say it after you have proven a point, or to poke fun at your mates after they fail at something e.g "Ha ha Tommy, my football team beat yours, staple that to your scrotum!"

by MrMuz September 5, 2009

monkey-scrotum face

a particularly unattractive individual, with a face that resembles a monkey's scrotum.

Shut it, ya monkey-scrotum faced ride!

by jp1122332345654 August 18, 2006

scrotum bucket

a woman that inserts 7 or more dildos in her

the stripper is a scrotum bucket

by kerri westmoreland January 3, 2008

Bouncing Scrotum of Doom

The bouncing scrotum of doom is a large spiked black ball that, as its name states, bounces around to crush and roll over people. It should be feared.

The bouncing scrotum of doom will save us from our enemies!

by Para June 29, 2004

Scrotum Alarm Clock

The act of waking up a lazy roommate, hungover visitor or anyone who falls asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, by positioning yourself over their head, pulling your underwear to one side so that your scrotum hangs out loosely, carefully position your testicles about an inch over their eyelids and then yelling “Scrotum Alarm Clock” until they wake up and scream in horror and disgust at the site of your scrotum an inch from their face. It is recommended to move away quickly so the former sleeper does not injure the scrotum by swinging wildly when alarmed.

Joe passed out on the couch, so I gave him the ol’ Scrotum Alarm Clock to wake him up!

by BigBear316 April 17, 2021