Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

scrambled ovary

The act of cracking eggs into a females vagina and then getting a dildo and scrambling the eggs. Once scrambled you eat the girl out along with the eggs.

Dylan gave Bronte a scrambled ovarys and loved it, best eggs ever!

by Dylan kirby August 6, 2010

Georgia Scrambled Eggs

Opening the lips of a womans vagina and vomiting in them, then using that vomit as a lubricant.

she asked for an order of Georgia Scrambled Eggs, so I gave it to her.

by Georgia Scrambler July 25, 2008

Sex scrabble

Whilst having sex, you have create as many words/ letters as you can with your positions

e.g. Last night me and my girlfriend played sex scrabble and nearly did the whole alphabet in positions...

by Sill and Bill June 29, 2012

Pinette Scramble

Occurs when a woman is performing MATM (messy ass to mouth) and is so disgusted that she pukes on the man's dick. The resulting mix of shit, puke and semen, typically covering the man's dick, is called a Pinette Scramble.

He jammed his dick down her throat at the moment of climax. His shit covered cock was too much for her. She barfed on his cock resulting in quite a Pinette Scramble. Of course he used her hair to clean up.

by Buckminster Futter July 10, 2014

Sucky Scrambler

When she's giving you a blowjob and you crack an egg on her forehead.

I just bust a nut on Sarah's face and when I smashed her head with an egg the mixture looked like a fresh Sucky Scrambler.

by Literal-Tumor November 22, 2016

Jersey Scrabble

Modified rules for the game of Scrabble in which players are only permitted to form words that are:

1) obscene or offensive; OR

2) are descriptive of sexual

a) anatomy; or

b) activities

I just got back from the Jets game and learned a bunch of new words that I can use in Jersey Scrabble!

by Harley Jarvis July 24, 2019